Complaint List #1: Songs I wish I could un-hear and un-know
Sometimes just living in our world means you will hear terrible pop songs, against your will and repetitively, so that eventually you can magically hum the tune and sing along without ever trying to do so. And you wish that those memory erasers from Eternal Sunshine could come eradicate this annoying knowledge. Herein, my top songs to erase from my brain, when that technology becomes available:
1. Hootie and the Blowfish (anything in their catalog….why did this tone-deaf group exist in the first place?)
2. Hey Soul Sister (Train)…the way you write terrible songs ain’t fair, ya know
3. Party in the USA (Hannah Montana or whatever that gummy-smile girl is named). I hate that I love this song. Or I love that I hate it.