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If I remember anything from Spanish class, this person needs many different types of soap or ham.

 
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Posted by on April 16, 2011 in Found Lists

 

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Signs, Signs, Everywhere Confusing Signs

by Kristy and Kristen

1) Utilikilts are very utilitarian, manly kilts.  And if you thought otherwise, let this poster inform you:

2) Kilts are also apparently art-worthy:

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How to be a Dairy Buyer and Not Die

By: Anonymous Guest Lister

Disclaimer from the editors:  This is funnier if you work retail.

** Please note.  This disgruntled employee quit the Un-Named retail store the following day after 8 years at this store.  He left his position to bike across the west coast, and left this list as his parting wisdom.

HOW TO BE A DAIRY BUYER AND NOT DIE IN THE ATTEMPT

  1. Expect people say that you are ordering too much when they take a look to the wastage.
  2. Expect people say that you are ordering to little when they take a look to the fridge.
  3. Never expect to get everything that you ordered
  4. Always expect to get something  that you didn’t order
  5. Always expect to get something that is not in the system.
  6. Do not expect to get all the invoices.
  7. Do not expect that the invoices will be correct.
  8. Expect to claim at least 1 credit request a day.
  9. Do not expect to get the credit request without being nasty with the suppliers (especially with Simple Simon)
  10. Expect the Private Label products coming with 3 days of shelf life.
  11. Expect to have to take a deep breath before checking the margin
  12. Expect to explain the same thing about the margin every 4 weeks.
  13. Expect to get some out of date products from de supplier everyday.
  14. Do not expect that products that we have been selling for years are going to be in the system.
  15. Expect to spend at least 3-4 hours a day in the fridge (3-degrees C)
  16. Always expect that labels disintegrate by it own.
  17. Always expect team members from other departments taking things from the fridge without asking and without recording it.
  18. Expect everyone leaving everything that they don’t want (basically rubbish) in the walk-in fridge.
  19. Expect everyone taking everything that they need (cleaning products, blue rolls, pens, plastic bags, trolleys…) from the walk-in fridge.
  20. Conclusion: Do not have any good expectations. If something goes wrong you will be ready. If not, you will be happy.

 
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Posted by on March 28, 2011 in Found Lists, Guest Listers

 

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Specifically, I’m very thirsty. Generally, at some point I should eat.

found at the grocery store

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Posted by on March 27, 2011 in Found Lists, Kristen

 

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Right before daddy takes me to Fenway

(a found list)

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Walgreens? Check. Went to Lauren’s? Cross it off. Looks like it’s time to… play with my pig?

 
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Posted by on March 22, 2011 in Found Lists, Kristen

 

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Shopping for Enlightenment

(a found list)

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I know I need hand creme, new silverware, red meat (jerky), and what was that other thing? Oh, right! The Journey to Enlightenment.

 
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Posted by on March 19, 2011 in Found Lists

 

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Shit Scrapers

found in a grocery store by Kristen

So it is my understanding that this person is going to make a pretty unhealthy sandwich, do some laundry, and then… I’m sorry, does that say “shit scrapers?”

 
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Posted by on March 17, 2011 in Found Lists, Kristen

 

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