After a week-long trip to a resort in Mexico, I made a few observations about my fellow tourists, and learned some lessons that I think others should reflect on before hitting the beach or traveling.
1. If your girlfriend is passed out on the floor, don’t guzzle your wine while two other men attend to her.
2. Male belly button rings are never acceptable.
3. Buying cigars could result in a drug deal.
4. Breast feeding a child the same size as you while on the beach is not OK.